How Many Dishwasher Cycles and Car Line Drop-Offs Make Up a Life?

How Many Dishwasher Cycles and Car Line Drop-Offs Make Up a Life?

We got a new dishwasher recently. That might not sound like a monumental event worth recording for posterity, but…wait, who am I kidding?

If getting a new dishwasher isn’t a life-changing event, I don’t know what is.

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I'm Beginning to Suspect My 3-Year-Old is Living in an Alternate Timeline

I'm Beginning to Suspect My 3-Year-Old is Living in an Alternate Timeline

Our oldest child, Jacob, recently started kindergarten. As you might expect, it has been the main event in our household and the driving force behind our daily schedule. Where our mornings used to be a slow, often unpredictable and messy morass of waking, dozing, eating, and sometimes returning to bed or falling back to sleep on various pieces of furniture between the hours of five and eight, we now operate with military-like precision. Well, maybe military-like precision is overstating it a little, but we have made it to school on time for the first seven days!

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